A hot dog cooked to perfection on a stainless steel machine consisting of rolling tubes of metal that turn the hot dog as it cooks. This delicacy is usually found at fine establishments such as Wal Mart, 7-11, and your local gas station.
by Mattbusse October 5, 2006

person 1: "hey look its man's best friend!"
Person 2: " no thats womans best friend, dogs like girls more!"
Person 2: " no thats womans best friend, dogs like girls more!"
by HolaItsKarli<3 June 8, 2018

A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.
Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.
Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.
Yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum. He's a real porch dog.
by Vitruvian Man May 25, 2006

Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.
by Epigiggity August 15, 2011

by The Jewgarnaut June 22, 2013
