This is why mom doesn't fucking love you 

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you by KelpyHere March 16, 2020

Doesn't know dick about Richard 

A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.

The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!

Doesn't know dick about Richard by Applepiegirl126 May 6, 2011

Doesn't make me a bad lad 

Common phrase used in defence of ones self when provoked by an individual.

Whiting: "Were you jammin and flexin with that buff galdem ting last night then ended up hanging out the back of her?"

Russell: "Yeh it was just for bant, doesn't make me a bad lad!"

Doesn't make me a bad lad by Julian McKenzie April 15, 2009

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it 

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

does my crush like me 

Yeah! Your crush loves you ! 😍😍❤️❤️ they are obsessed and want you badly🤤

You; *thinks* does my crush like me?

You: i like you
Your crush: i love you ..

does my crush like me by crushh March 16, 2021

How does his dick taste?

The question you ask someone when they are dick eating

Dick eater: Yo Im digging the new haircut, and your fit is on point, ohh those Js are fresh
Person 2: yo how does his dick taste?

How does his dick taste? by Supremeyesweg November 5, 2014

Wait does my crush like me?? 

No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.

Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW

Wait does my crush like me?? by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019