When you grab a Oscar Meyers 12 pack of hot dogs, and shove them one by one up the others person’s butthole, screaming, “MUSTARD KETCHUP MAYO CUM, WHO SHOVED THESE HOTDOGS UP MY BUM!”
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Get the Dirty Mulle mug.A term used to describe someone who constantly does unthoughtful and rude things or is just an overall terrible person.
Nick: “Did our Professor seriously assign an essay over spring break?”
Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”
Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”
by The_short_fisherman November 21, 2018
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I was in the chippy last night when a reflection in a stainless steel cupboard revealed the server was doing a Dirty Lorraine.
by MB63 November 28, 2018
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Get the dirty tomato mug.When the man recites the trinitarian formula in Latin during sex, and when he gets to the “Amen”, he screams it and ejaculates on the girls face.
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Get the Dirty Ludvig mug.The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
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