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daddy’s dailys with devon

a segment in which user devonhales.jpg hosts a killer talk show on live and kills the gays™️ with her finger guns
omg i can’t wait to watch today’s daddy’s dailys with devon!
by 3MI November 1, 2020
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Daddy Wonka

“Daddy Wonka” is the HOTTEST TikTok star ever. If he’s your man That means your literally GONNA GET KILLED BY ME. HE IS SO HOT🥵🥵🥵. He is so HOT He dropped everyone in Hot fudge. Huh Yeah, He so hot And so spicy. Come here my dear children I see you winding and GRINDING up on the floor.
Hey Addison Rae have you seen That “Daddy Wonka” Bc he is SO HOT I wanna kill my self if I don’t get him.😁😁😁.
by DaddyWonkasBitch October 16, 2020
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daddy dewine

Gov dewine of ohio so basically everyone's dad who lives there
Daddy dewine called a press conference (family meeting) I think we're in trouble
by Bim Tlair November 19, 2020
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DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND

When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.
Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”

“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020
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Daddy of Hell

After someone does, they visit the Daddy of Hell
by An Autist December 18, 2020
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Daddy

A pack of feral lesbians: Cate Blanchett is such a daddy
by Sapphoislovesick January 6, 2021
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Daddy Levi

Daddy Levi is a 40-year old man who looks like he is in his 20s and everyone who has watch Attack on Titan simps for him. That includes me...
Daddy Levi is sooooo hot.
I want to marry Daddy Levi
by Daddy Levi February 19, 2021
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