Mississippi Ceiling Dangler

When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.

The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.

by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009

dangleberry

Balled up shit caught in your butthole hair. But on the contrary of a dingleberry, a dangleberry moves side to side as someone moves around.

Getting a dangleberry is the worst feeling in the world.

I can feel my dangleberry move around my ass hole and its driving me nuts!

by e bizzales December 28, 2005

Danger Wank

Phrase given to the notorious art of masturbation within scenarios of heightened exposure.

Friend 1 - 'Man I'm totally hooked on danger wanks, i tried to go back and i cant'

Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........

Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'

by compasskid April 21, 2009

wang dangler

one who dangles their wang for pleasure. see pervert or gorman

"Thats disgusting, you wang dangler!!"

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

dangleholic

A person who has an addiction to dangling!

Dude...you have dangled 3 times this period....I think you are a dangleholic!

by nhlskilz July 29, 2007

Danglebag

Scrotum, or ball sack. Applicable to exterior male gonads of any mammalian creature.

I went out to the farm today and saw a horse with the biggest danglebag I've ever seen.

by podcat October 31, 2016

dangler

A piece of poop that dangles from your butt and gives you a hard time to get rid of

That dangler got me stuck in the toilet for 15 minutes

by Man Busuju January 18, 2020