A Crow's Breakfast

A random collection of things with no correlation.

Reaching into my pocket I found no money, only a crow's breakfast of odds, ends and trinkets.

by Señor Piñor November 8, 2025

custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

brownest of cows

Someone who is extremely foul.

Jacob is the brownest of cows, he has not changed his shorts in a week.

by Francis96 October 30, 2012

Pulling a Terry Crews

When you randomly enter a house or room or building on a water ski

Your pulling a Terry crews on me!

by Welcometothesoundofprettydank August 5, 2017

City of cows

The state of Nebraska

"Have you ever been to the city of cows?"
"No."
"It's a shit hole."

by Big corn December 9, 2017

feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.

Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.

by Michael Smith April 21, 2018