crap chaps

Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)

In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.

You're welcome.

The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.

by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.

I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.

by Tooftreef September 17, 2023

Crap on boot

To be treated with the same contempt and loathing as crap on someone's boot. This is normally in the work environment.

"Do you feel well looked after in your job"
"Not really, just Crap on boot"

by Kill_crazy January 23, 2024

Crap soundtrack

A music playlist consisting of only terrible songs.

My grocery store needs new music to play because that crap soundtrack is awful.

by crow friend May 31, 2024

crap fit

Settling for CRAP you don't want and then trying to FIT it into your life. Thus, ultimately convincing yourself that it's better than nothing.

Donna, you are a smart and beautiful woman! Don't CRAP FIT yourself to that loser Joe, he doesn't deserve you.

by Yo_Angie April 15, 2024

Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH”

by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024