cracker hot

A bunch of crackers visit an Indian or Asian restaurant (Thai, Vietnamese) and ask for the spiciest dish possible. The servers see how white the customers are and with a smile and nod jot down the order. Whitey apparently can't handle spicy food so the dish is served mild.

We asked for Indian hot and they gave us cracker hot.

by pigfeet May 21, 2014

Curry cracker

A curry cracker is a Indian/white person. You will usually find this person trying to scam you over the phone, or trying to make you some curry.

No one:

Seriously no one:

jimmy: CURRY CRACKER ON THE LOSE

Dikshet: *Dikshet working at tech support*

by Curry cracker November 9, 2019

Cracker Island

A Gorillaz song of the same name referring to the UK and the influence of Brexit, political promises and hard-line 'breakers' forming the cult of the said island.

UK mate. No fruit, vegetables or fresh salad on the shelf. Lovin' the taste of Cracker Island.

by dirtdawg February 24, 2023

Cracker Whacker

Formerly known as “foldable chair” used in the 2023 Montgomery Alabama, Riverboat Brawl as the primary disciplinary tool or weapon by afro American Chair guy

“Wow he went wild with that ‘cracker Whacker”

by KNot the watcher August 13, 2023

Cracker Belly

It's the extremely uncomfortable feeling of fullness after eating a meal at Cracker Barrel. Usually accompanied by a feeling of stickiness due to the ubiquitous use of syrup by its patrons and staff.

Emilie: What's wrong? You've been lying on the couch all afternoon.
Dad: I had the Momma's Pancake Breakfast at Cracker Barrel for lunch and now I've got the Cracker Belly.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 24, 2021

coochie cracker

When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you

Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun

Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF

by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019

arse crackers

The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day

Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.

by Faisal91 November 23, 2013