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Online Marketing Cowboy
An Online Marketing Cowboy is someone who works in the field of online marketing but is not really qualified in any way to practice it. Usually very full of themselves and egocentric, online marketing cowboys think they know it all while in reality often have 1 way of working filled with low quality, shady strategies that do not work in the long run, yet are easier to use.
"Hey, I heard you are no longer working with Daryl, why is that?" "Bro, that guy is an Online Marketing Cowboy, he has no idea what he is talking about."
Online Marketing Cowboy by Oinkiedooda March 7, 2023
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Tropical Cowboy
A person (commonly a paleontologist or other scientist with odd fashion senses) who wears an unusual mixture of clothing, particularly a Hawaiin shirt with a cowboy hat and corduroy pants. Ironically they travel to many Arctic places, tropical places and other places (see the Nova special on Arctic Dinosaurs).
"I just love reading those scientific journals about dinosaur bones. Carl would be my tropical cowboy dream date."
Tropical Cowboy by Gearsdale February 21, 2011
Dockers cowboy
A male victim of business casual. Dockers cowboy most often pairs the pants that are the eponym of his species with plaid collared shirts, often of the short sleeved variety. While frequently an engineer, Dockers cowboy may also be a public accountant or a retail store manager. Dockers cowboy's immunity to fashion sense is an extreme, if unwitting, expression of heterosexuality.
Jane, why don't you ask Dockers cowboy what see-or-die activity involving a ball he will be watching on his large-screen television this weekend?
Dockers cowboy by E. Ponymous May 14, 2011
Welfare Cowboy
(n)A rural white male lacking employable skills or education, who receives or benefits indirectly or is directly dependent on federal or state government financially or via services, but also can include support by charity, community, parental or other dependance. Some welfare cowboys also denounce or are activly hostile towards their government at varying levels, posess extremist tendancies and in-group isolation, high susceptibility to peer pressure, marketing and branding, and hold prevalance of racist, antisocial and obstructionist propaganda.
(n)A welfare queen in a cowboy hat.
(n) Males (often angry or pre-instigated) are overarmed and uneducated, holding beliefs of dominance and entitlement, consume all resources around them, and hold disregard or ignorance for out-groups, social laws, public land usage and ecology. Welfare cowboys in certain cases can commit seditious criminal conspiracy, decade-lasting damage to lands though ranching practices, hunting camps and refuse, and pursue numerouns vanities including large trucks guns and toys. Many hold credit card and high interest debt exceeding $10,000 or are otherwise financally insolvent. Abuse of alcohol, tobacco, and meat/carb heavy diet lead to myriad health problems and medical expenses furthering welfare depenance
Female: Welfare Sow. Can posesses same attributes as male, or unique traits beyond, typically prescrition drug abuse, depression, strong religious tendencies and xenophobia.
(n)A welfare queen in a cowboy hat.
(n) Males (often angry or pre-instigated) are overarmed and uneducated, holding beliefs of dominance and entitlement, consume all resources around them, and hold disregard or ignorance for out-groups, social laws, public land usage and ecology. Welfare cowboys in certain cases can commit seditious criminal conspiracy, decade-lasting damage to lands though ranching practices, hunting camps and refuse, and pursue numerouns vanities including large trucks guns and toys. Many hold credit card and high interest debt exceeding $10,000 or are otherwise financally insolvent. Abuse of alcohol, tobacco, and meat/carb heavy diet lead to myriad health problems and medical expenses furthering welfare depenance
Female: Welfare Sow. Can posesses same attributes as male, or unique traits beyond, typically prescrition drug abuse, depression, strong religious tendencies and xenophobia.
"Turns out the Great American Cowboy is nothing more than a Welfare Cowboy, a taker, who uses up , damages and demands public resources for a fraction of fair market value"
"This plaque dedicates a trench of feces dug by Welfare Cowboys during their Alamo at the heron preserve"
"This plaque dedicates a trench of feces dug by Welfare Cowboys during their Alamo at the heron preserve"
Welfare Cowboy by Benny Dan August 13, 2016
The Cowboy
Upon anal penetration, clutch your partner's hair and whisper into his or her ear, "your sister f*!#* better than you!" and hold on for 8 seconds.
After giving her the cowboy maneuver, the relationship was down hill from there. But a strawberry shortcake won her back.
The Cowboy by Michael O' Neal June 1, 2006
reverse cowboy
sex position. usually, the woman is on her back, while the man straddles her, penis bent back awkwardly, with his back facing her head. he then rides her like a horse.
It's unfortunate women love reverse cowboy as much as us men love reverse cowgirl, because it's so painful to bend our penises like that.
reverse cowboy by Wendy Gregg September 26, 2011