cooper patton

He is a hot person with nice body.blonde hair,hard abs,and a big dick
by Cooper Petton November 15, 2017
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Cooper Aultman

Cooper Aultman is a white classic high school boy. He makes bad 911 jokes, racist jokes, gay jokes, and sexist jokes. Yet he seems to make people laugh. Sometimes.
You should make better jokes, you sound like Cooper Aultman!
by User72836382929 March 07, 2024
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Mini Cooper

Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
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Super Cooper

A weed strain made from space cakes, white zookies, and cherry lemon gelato. Created by the infamous Coopdogg. So potent you will literally forget how to walk. One of the best strains!
Friend: dude are you ok? You’ve been sitting on that swing for 15 minutes.
Me(unable to move): that Super Cooper was so strong I literally don’t know how to move
by Lego nerd May 29, 2025
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Super Cooper

nickname from Houston Texans and NY Giants Strength Coach Craig Fitzgerald for USC football alum Jordan Thomas Cooper
Super Cooper was one of the hardest workers on the USC football team according to some of his college teammates.
by Coop Dupe November 09, 2021
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cooper larson

Someone who is very clumsy and always fucks things up and gets no butches
I'm happy I get bitches, unlike cooper larson

Yeah me too he's so clumsy
by You'readipshit January 19, 2025
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