A conversation about sexual intercourse
by jienzo January 19, 2021
A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.
While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.
Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.
While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.
Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?
Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.
Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!
verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.
Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.
Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?
Dude 2: Because fuck you.
Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.
Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!
verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.
Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.
Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?
Dude 2: Because fuck you.
by Mister Poopybutthole March 29, 2016
When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.
Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead
by Phill Latio September 23, 2008
by Words and music December 04, 2015
Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":
Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025
You didn't want to be equal! You wanted to be authoritative wisdom guy that eveyone has to respect and listen to!
Hym "A conversation between equals... That's not an allusion to me, is it? Because, like, I don't consider you equal, therefore, you're justified in excluding me? Because you didn't think we were equal, initially. You though I was incompetent incel schizoid and that you were extra-special competent prophet. AND NOW THAT IT CLEAR THAT EQUALITY ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE BETWEEN ME AND ANYONE ELSE... NOW... You care about EQUALITY. You were just saying incels were weasels and reprehensible. And then Piers Morgan called them deplorable and you did a complete 180⁰. And said we shouldn't be piling on. And NOW... That I DON'T THINK YOU... Are equal... Well now MY POSITION ON EQUALITY is (somehow) the problem. NOT BACK WHEN YOU WERE ARGUABLY THE BETTER ONE... Now that it's ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY clear who the better one is.... NOW I NEED TO START CONSIDERING PEOPLE MY EQUALS... But only NOW... After I created A.I. after years of being mocked, harassed, and shamed.... Now we're equal... That's what you want from me now?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024