cold-copy

From the latest news dispatches of reporter firings:

what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck

"Just before firing me, the Chief said, all red-faced, self-plagiarism is not permitted here--take your cold-copy and pick up your check."

"Bummer what now?"

"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."

by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012

Cold Sensation

When a woman finds an ice block has been placed in her vagina.

"Dude did you just see Serena's face?"
"Yeah it looked like she was having a cold sensation!"

by Porridge217 April 15, 2012

cold turtle

Personal interaction that causes male genitalia to retreat as in jumping into an ice-cold pool.

When she told me she only liked donkey-dick, I quickly went cold turtle!

by Bald Ginger May 12, 2014

coldcakes

When a man sticks his anus in the freezer to please himself

I got some crazy coldcakes last night

by shizix October 27, 2015

Cold Munch

Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.

Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.

by Lane Masters August 14, 2016

Coldasac

That place where you and your friends all meet to smoke up, sometimes on foot but predominantly in a vehicle. When one refers to the Coldasac in conversation there are no questions asked, everyone knows where "the Coldasac" is.

Want to go to the coldasac?

by DrakeGod August 7, 2016

caldo de res

Caldo de res is a mexican soup that consists of beef and other assourtments of vegetables. It isn't really made for any special occasion so it appears almost year round. Oh, and the soup is served hot then hell. Mexican moms have a tendency of making this dish at the worst possible times.

*gets home from school after a 103 degree day*

Kid: Mom whats for lunch?

Mom: Caldo de Res

by thebeaster12 June 9, 2016