hairy coconuts

when one individual, most likely a woman, is giving a blow job and out of the corner of their eye this individual sees that the mans pubes are quite hairy and then screeches "ah hairy coconuts" and immediately stops what their doing.

i was performing a blow job last night when i realized the man had hairy coconuts.

by bummyland November 13, 2011

limbo under the coconut tree

Excuse me madame would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree?
A fresh prince of bel air pick up line get educated.

If she doesn’t like this line then she’s 100% ugly idiotic probably a disloyal cheater

You: “excuse me madam, would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree”
Girl: “excuse me, like ugh what the fuuuuuuuck”
In this case violence should be legal in

by The_Real_Fuck_Tart December 4, 2020

cocknotch

used in times when dickhead just isn't enough

Barry: "Bill you are such a fucking cocknotch!!!"
Bill: "fuck you barry"

by Jesslina February 26, 2008

Choconutz

1) The act of starting a Chaotic Scenario
2) A statement of frustration
3) A kick ass Choclate

1) I'm about to go all Choconutz up in here
2) Oh my God this is so Choconutz!!
3) You like them Choconutz?

by Choconutz March 20, 2008

cocknado

Cocknado - a revolving train of sexual intercourse.

Josh s. Took a cocknado last night.

Really? I heard he likes it from all directions.

by fallout1 August 31, 2016

Choconigga

The name given to a black male who recieves pleasure from feasting upon his excraments (fecal matter)

dick rapist: Hey, you see that nigger over there? I think thats chocolate he's eating.

Cunt whore: Na, dude. He's eating his shit. He's one of them Choconigga's.

by toatsmagoats March 27, 2009

cockney

Arrogant, violent, and it many cases unwashed vermin from the east end of London. Lucky they are being wiped out due to rapid London immigration.

Cockney to Cockney at a West Ham match: 'Look, there's some away fans, let's beat them all up even if there are children among them'

by jk5_1986 October 22, 2016