Cocoanut moment

When someone unironically says some really stupid shit and its funny as fuck

or
when someone has a brain boom and our meer ape brains could never hope to understand their logic

hey man, what do you think Nutella is made of?

bro probably cocoa nuts.

this is a cocoanut moment because person 2 said something so dumb without thinking and it ended up being really funny

by KZMI November 8, 2020

Cococutie

A really nice fyne and cute man that can have all my babies <3

“Go cococutie go”

by Bigbootyhoes🤤 January 14, 2021

Croconut

A fantasy animal, by product of the crossing of a Crocodile and a Coconut.

Beware! The last thing you want is to alienate the Croconut!

by tomPelm April 1, 2021

C0CONUT_VR

A very good gorilla tag player that is too good and jukes everybody in the lobby is better than most of his friends and will juke them all

O no it’s c0conut_vr Run!

by C0CONUT_VR April 5, 2022

coconug

A CocoNug is a coconut juice from a mug drank upon excitedly and hurriedly. The difference between CocoNug and CocoNut is that - Coconug juice is fresh right from a coconut fruit. Afterwards, the drinker feels so satisfied and thirst-quenched that he mispronounces coconut as coconug!

Somewhere in a tropical south-east asian land, side cafe. Palm trees swaying... farm chilly fruits glimmering ..

Ms Puspawari: "Do you want to drink a Coconug or Coconut?"
Mr Sangkara: "A Coconut, please."
Ms Puspawari: "Here you go, sir."
Mr Sangkara: "*Slurp-drinks* That was the best CocoNug i've ever had!"

by anonymous August 15, 2022

coconitos

Coconitos is when you are one month old and your grandfather tickles your balls for good luck in the Mexican cultures passing on his energy into the youth

My grandpa gave me coconitos

by Jorditortelldaly December 8, 2022

coccnut

A once in a lifetime event involving Chimpanzees high on meth having an orgy in west Sacramento California

"hey have you ever heard of the great Coccnut of 1969?"

by rickydickydoodagrimes February 2, 2023