Adam Clarke

Old poo that has a broken arm and claims disability from the government lazy and can't get any girls because, well, he's him lol.

What an old pooooooooooooo

(Adam) oh hey, govenment

(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR

(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr

by Haha lazy adam December 1, 2021

The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

by Malgin February 15, 2024

The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

by Malgin February 15, 2024

Clarking

A man so late. He pulls his cum face half hour after he’s shot his load.

What’s wrong with your face are you Clarking. He was clarking on the train because he he had a wank before leaving the house.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Callum Clark

Short hobbit karate man

That man looks like Callum Clark

by womp womp womp womp March 7, 2024

The Caitlin Clark

When you’re hitting it from behind and you blast so hard after you pull out , it hits the girl on the back of her head. Like from down town, like from half court.

This girl was backing it up on me I pulled out with the Caitlin Clark

by Travgary March 8, 2024

axel clark

Axel clark the punk girl of my dreams, she would mean everything to me now, when I least except it. Sad that I took advantage of the love without realising its gonna go.

If I could I would do everything for her again. I love you Axel clark.

Oh look is that an axel clark?

by Liiink:3 March 27, 2024