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1. An ice cream and smoothie stand located in Spokane's Northtown Mall.
2. A provocative and rather unknown sexual move. It is sure to surprise the reciever, and possibly give her the best orgasm she's ever had. It is performed as such:
As you are having sex in your favorite position, you must wait until both you and your partner are close to climax. Upon reaching that point, you must abruptly stop, and leap up on top of her. In that leap, you want to land with one foot on her chest, and one on her pelvis (in other words, you're now riding her like a surfboard). After reaching this point, quickly grab her clitoris between your big toe and second toe. While she screams (and she will!), twist your body around while keeping your balance, giving yourself the right angle to empty your load into her mouth and all over her face.
Congratulations! You have just performed the surf city squeeze.
1. An ice cream and smoothie stand located in Spokane's Northtown Mall.
2. A provocative and rather unknown sexual move. It is sure to surprise the reciever, and possibly give her the best orgasm she's ever had. It is performed as such:
As you are having sex in your favorite position, you must wait until both you and your partner are close to climax. Upon reaching that point, you must abruptly stop, and leap up on top of her. In that leap, you want to land with one foot on her chest, and one on her pelvis (in other words, you're now riding her like a surfboard). After reaching this point, quickly grab her clitoris between your big toe and second toe. While she screams (and she will!), twist your body around while keeping your balance, giving yourself the right angle to empty your load into her mouth and all over her face.
Congratulations! You have just performed the surf city squeeze.
by Xeonai November 6, 2011
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by nCc July 21, 2012
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Driving though Siouxland along I-29 you will be met with: statue of chief War Eagle, big green bridge, Missouri River, dirt cliff with houses about to crumble and fall 100+ ft, eternal construction, downtown, Floyd monument.
Also called Sewer City, because it smells disgusting thanks to the wastewater treatment facility, slaughterhouse, and fertilizer plant, all strategically placed right next to the interstate. Slaughterhouse was torn down a few years ago, cutting down on the swampy death scent.
Home to several distinct neighborhoods across three states:
-Abysmal half empty downtown (IA)
-ghetto west side (IA)
-ghetto riverside (IA)
-semi ghetto north side (IA)
-Morningside (IA)
-Hamilton Heights/country club (IA)
-Singing hills (IA) home to craphole mall yet has worst traffic in town
-Sergeant Bluff (IA)
-South Sioux City (NE) home of large Hispanic population and recently East African immigrants
-Dakota City (NE) new home of slaughterhouse
-North Sioux City (SD) where you can hit the slots while buying liquor and pumping gas at the same establishment
-Dakota Dunes (SD) richest area with plenty of golf
Redeeming qualities include: Missouri River, Stone State Park, Hard Rock, La Juanita’s, El Fredo’s pizza, Saturday in the Park.
Driving though Siouxland along I-29 you will be met with: statue of chief War Eagle, big green bridge, Missouri River, dirt cliff with houses about to crumble and fall 100+ ft, eternal construction, downtown, Floyd monument.
Also called Sewer City, because it smells disgusting thanks to the wastewater treatment facility, slaughterhouse, and fertilizer plant, all strategically placed right next to the interstate. Slaughterhouse was torn down a few years ago, cutting down on the swampy death scent.
Home to several distinct neighborhoods across three states:
-Abysmal half empty downtown (IA)
-ghetto west side (IA)
-ghetto riverside (IA)
-semi ghetto north side (IA)
-Morningside (IA)
-Hamilton Heights/country club (IA)
-Singing hills (IA) home to craphole mall yet has worst traffic in town
-Sergeant Bluff (IA)
-South Sioux City (NE) home of large Hispanic population and recently East African immigrants
-Dakota City (NE) new home of slaughterhouse
-North Sioux City (SD) where you can hit the slots while buying liquor and pumping gas at the same establishment
-Dakota Dunes (SD) richest area with plenty of golf
Redeeming qualities include: Missouri River, Stone State Park, Hard Rock, La Juanita’s, El Fredo’s pizza, Saturday in the Park.
Siouxlander: yeah I’m from Sioux City
Person from Omaha, Sioux Falls, etc: you live in The Sewer? Yikes!
Siouxlander: hey it’s not THAT bad!
Person from Omaha, Sioux Falls, etc: you live in The Sewer? Yikes!
Siouxlander: hey it’s not THAT bad!
by philswift December 31, 2018
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Tysean: I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with her "best friend"
Jordan: I bet she goes to Burlington City High School
Jordan: I bet she goes to Burlington City High School
by John snowpea March 6, 2019
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Get the New York City mug.Located in desolate Arizona on the Colorado River on the border of Arizona and California. Yes there is water. Havasuvians share many qualities such as alcoholism, drug addictions, STD's, slutting around, and have a lack of motivation. Rumor has it that its the water. Its actually a really fun place to party.
by michdini13 July 5, 2008
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2. A place where people who can't get a job at Best Buy work.
3. A place where Best Buy workers go after being fired.
2. A place where people who can't get a job at Best Buy work.
3. A place where Best Buy workers go after being fired.
"I'm going to shop at Circuit City from now on if you don't give me a computer!"
"I'm telling my whole family to shop at Circuit City from now on because you wouldn't send someone to my house to show me how to use my DVD player!"
"Why doesn't Best Buy honor Circuit City's warranty?"
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-Circuit Customer: "Where's my laptop?"
-Circuit Employee: "I set it on the counter"
-Circuit Customer: "It's not there."
-Circuit Employee: "I swear I set it there."
-Circuit Customer: "Are you telling me you let someone steal my laptop?"
-Circuit Employee: "Maybe..."
"I'm telling my whole family to shop at Circuit City from now on because you wouldn't send someone to my house to show me how to use my DVD player!"
"Why doesn't Best Buy honor Circuit City's warranty?"
******
-Circuit Customer: "Where's my laptop?"
-Circuit Employee: "I set it on the counter"
-Circuit Customer: "It's not there."
-Circuit Employee: "I swear I set it there."
-Circuit Customer: "Are you telling me you let someone steal my laptop?"
-Circuit Employee: "Maybe..."
by Michael Schmidt May 2, 2006
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