Chode

A person who believes that a gouch or taint is called a chode and fails to realize a chode is a short fat cock

Thats dude thinks a chode is a taint

haha what a chode

by chodemaster221 July 7, 2010

chede

when the head of ur dick is 99% of ur dick's weight

Hooker:drop ur pants
Dude: okay!
Hooker:omfg u have a fuckin chede!

by ohsnapepicpwnage June 14, 2009

Chode

A small and fat penis.

Joe's brother mike couldn't please a woman, because of his chode.

by Mizukage Joe October 4, 2009

chode boner

A Chode Boner is something that just gets wider...

if you were to have a chode and have a boner, te sides of the penis would shoot left and right

my friend has a chode boner...its fun to look at!

by pochypizzle March 17, 2011

Swamp Chode

What happens to your chode when you are working in heat and your crotch is sweating profusely. Very uncomfortable.

Man it was 90 degrees all day in the warehouse, I have a bad case of swamp chode.

by Joemonkey June 14, 2004

chode

a penis that is wider than long, or a person who is fatter than they are tall.

Holy shit look at that chode rolling down the hill!!!

by ^(<!PIMP!>)^ October 31, 2003

chode

When the male penis is wider than it is in length.

"Wow, look at that man's chode, it is wider than it is long, amazing"

by George Batchelor December 3, 2006