Chips Aha!

Euphoric exclamation uttered when you think you're done with a package of cookies, but hidden behind or underneath the opening, or at the bottom of the package, you find one or two more.

-Are there any cookies left?
-No, I just ate the last one. Wait a minute... Chips Aha! Want one?

by B.R. Merrick November 20, 2015

DIPP chip

Basically the most badass chip on the motherboard. AKA Basic Input/Output System, it manages basic computer settings regardless of the operating system. But who cares about that, what really matters is that it's called a DIPP chip.

Nerd: You're a DIPP chip.
Jock: wtf did you say to me????????

by brothatsmynatty December 16, 2015

Chip nigger

A derogatory term for a black man who has bad teeth.

Person1: Yo, look at that chip nigger
Person2: Bruh, what the fuck.

by My grandma just ate some prune June 22, 2019

Chip-Boner

One who is very excited about consuming mexican food from the popular food chain Chipotle.

A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.

Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.

I got a chip-boner right now.

I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.

Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner

by BigGDiddy June 5, 2019

Eye Chip

When a contact lens is left out long enough it becomes crispy like a Lays Chip.
By Miguel M.

Baby what the fuck clean up all these eye chips off the floor you nasty!

by Iamthegreatestnanananabooboo August 10, 2019

check the chip

The act of examining both side of a chip (e.g. potato chip, tortilla chip, etc) prior to eating to determine which side has more flavor powder. That side is then placed face down on the tongue to achieve optimum flavor enjoyment.

Aren’t you going to check the chip? You can’t just eat them with reckless abandon like some sort of animal.

by Unknown09er September 16, 2019

Dildo Chip

Deep fried dildo seasoned with garlic

“I got hungry and horny do I made a dildo chip*

by Some bitch here April 15, 2020