While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
by Purple nurble February 8, 2022
Get the Captain chair splittingmug. Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.
by LassieSavage August 7, 2023
Get the Alabama Folding Chairmug. This act involves a one member of the couple to ride on the other. (like sitting on a chair) While at a public function, without anyone knowing.
At the next family function my aunt and uncle thought they were pulling a undercover rocking chair, but everyone knew they were fucking. Fucking amateurs.
by RustyRunner February 15, 2018
Get the undercover rocking chairmug. by Gerzman July 18, 2017
Get the Horizontal rocking chairmug. The undeniable leader to a page army of 8 year olds with a few other age groups in there as well this army is organized into a monarchy which goes the king the kings assistant then the lead guard then the lead military commander then the evil to your kids the Kings assistant helps you make decisions the lead guard leads the guards lead military commander commence the military the evil chair kids also assist commanding the military and the guards
by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020
Get the Evil chair kingmug. by CATCAT11 March 21, 2020
Get the A very long chairmug. A new brutal hazing tactic used by Frats and Sororities across the nation.
The zeta sorority pledges take a trip to a Mexican restaurant and must eat really spicy food, and then Afterwards they take laxatives.
Then the girls put on spandex to go play beach volleyball out in the hot sun.
Next, the brother frat pledges must get on their knees and point their faces to the sky so the zeta girls can use the guys’ faces as their sideline chairs during this sisterhood volleyball game. The girls are encouraged to bury the brother’s noses as deep in their sweaty asscracks as they can as they all compete to see who can fart the most while the games go on. The Mexican food and laxatives help make this happen.
The games usually go on all day as other sororities may come join in and use the guys as chairs as well. The girls are usually laughing hysterically while this goes on as the guys are forced to endure it and cannot move.
The girls really have no rules and have been known to shart themselves often during this brutal pledge chair hazing.
The zeta sorority pledges take a trip to a Mexican restaurant and must eat really spicy food, and then Afterwards they take laxatives.
Then the girls put on spandex to go play beach volleyball out in the hot sun.
Next, the brother frat pledges must get on their knees and point their faces to the sky so the zeta girls can use the guys’ faces as their sideline chairs during this sisterhood volleyball game. The girls are encouraged to bury the brother’s noses as deep in their sweaty asscracks as they can as they all compete to see who can fart the most while the games go on. The Mexican food and laxatives help make this happen.
The games usually go on all day as other sororities may come join in and use the guys as chairs as well. The girls are usually laughing hysterically while this goes on as the guys are forced to endure it and cannot move.
The girls really have no rules and have been known to shart themselves often during this brutal pledge chair hazing.
John had to be a zeta pledge chairs the other day. He said the girls showed no mercy and still hasn’t gotten the smell out of his nose!!
by GigaChad Leonidas March 30, 2022
Get the zeta pledge chairsmug.