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breakdancing cat

The breakdancing cat is a feline that breakdances. It is very important in most countries around the world, especially Uganda.
Person A: wth is the cat supposed to accomplish? huh? nothin', that's what
Person B: IT'S A BREAKDANCING CAT
Person A: oh shi- you're right.
by Dr. Phoenix Wrong July 4, 2008
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cat hole

a hole dug in the ground to use as a toilet
Each time you use that cat hole remember to toss a shovel of dirt back into it.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022
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trouser cat

I would really like to see her trouser cat.
by Swollencorn June 9, 2016
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Ill cat

(N) The dopest of the dopest, usually a stoner. An Ill cat is THE man and who is a bro beyond belief. He's chill, usually high, but mostly a super cool dude. He also usually has a pretty sick name like Marcus.
Dude did you hear what Marcus did last night?

Ya man, he's a fuckin ill cat.
by bligadaga June 9, 2011
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Cats in the bathtub

When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.

The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.
Man, I was trying to stuff my nutsack into Bertha's asshole, but all I got was cats in the bathtub
by TittyfaceJenkins July 5, 2016
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easy as cats

Super easy, like as easy as taking care of a backyard cat.

First known public use attributed to Dr. Daniel Barboriak, March 9 2017, about diagnosing a stroke on MRI.
Making Ricotta cheese is easy as cats.
by the.scarlet.pimp March 10, 2017
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Cat Yoga

Cat Yoga n: Physical manipulation of your pet feline to adopt yogic postures that help to release negative energies built up in the cats body.

Example: "Did you see Seth performing Cat Yoga with his furry friend?"
"I have to get ready for my Cat Yoga class" An exercise that builds trust bonds between owner and pet thru therapeutic stretching of the major feline muscle groups.
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