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Carl

Is your gay friend lovable and very gay
Oh i just know he is a carl
by OWMAYGUARD November 23, 2021
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Carl Nisser

A tall, blond Swedish dude who will shag dudes name Sam and Herbert without a second thought. A slave to short people.
Sam: Oh no its a carl Nisser. I need to be a virgin till 40 to get magical powers
by HowSealy is that November 22, 2021
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Carl

A man who seems to be everything you want. He is tall, dark and handsome. He has a mouth of gold and silver, and he has the knack of being able to make you believe anything he wants. Carl might be a beautiful, absolutely gorgeous man but he has one fucking ugly heart that is burnt black. Who the fuck knows what caused that to happen? He is so so so good in bed, and he will hold you afterwards like you are an angel. He will tell you he loves you but he is only joking. It takes at least 500 years for Carl to fall in love. Carl likes women, and by that I mean the female anatomy. He has a thing for innocent little girls in the 17-18 year old range, and he'll take their virginity and play with them for a while and then leave them.

Carl has an ego the size of Mt. Everest - it's so fucking big and unbelieveable - considering he isn't all that great. So he may have great hair and beautiful blue eyes and a gaze that can make you weak in the knees. He may even have the most beautiful accent known to man and may be the first man you ever fell in love with you.

His only weakness is his personality because he feels no remorse. He is clinical about everything, even if that thing is love and a 17 year old girl whose heart he broke. You want to hate him, but never can. He thinks every girl wants him.

Carl = any man ever that

likes women and is a player who really, really enjoys ripping your heart out of your chest after he leaves you.
Jane - Who's that?
Belinda: It's Carl.
Jane - Oh, the player.
by janielane November 12, 2018
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clean carl

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly
Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl
by Mr. Astely August 14, 2011
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Carl Creamer

"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."
by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook June 3, 2023
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Carl Kim

He brought Los Angeles underground dance moved to South Korea in the early 1990s influencing South Korea’s local dance scenes.
Carl Kim from Los Angeles, brought street dancing to South Korea in the early 1990’s before the internet.
by 90sRaver November 25, 2023
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Carl Andrew

He's the best at everything for he gives life to those who's alive but dead. He's the best example of Art. Art can make people feel a certain emotion. He's the best you could've wish for. He's a genuine and soft-hearted person. He's all things good put to a person. And he's great at all things he does. He treat himself like a burthen but everybody around him see him as a gift from God.
"I love you, Carl Andrew"
"I'm very proud at you, Carl Andrew"
"Don't be hard on urself, Carl Andrew"
by HEALSOISHANSOME!!!! July 17, 2022
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