Chinese Cheeks

When asian whore fucks your limp dick. She opens her legs like shes about to pee but her ching chong sucks onto your soft phallus and wiggles it.

Man: while on business in bangkok i was lost in pattaya when in a public urinal a prostitute forced her Chinese Cheeks on my cock.
Women: your kidding right?
Man: No. i didn't pay her.

by nun that October 25, 2009

chinese gooseberry

A sexual act upon which a man shits, places a bit on his finger and rubs it on a woman's clitoris, whilst she screams.

I gave her a right good chinese gooseberry last night, she was screaming.

by bigazzamax December 19, 2011

Chinese Downhill

Sex position most used by the Half Mile High club. The girl rides down the mountain on her skis while the guy stands on the backs boning her. When climax is reached, participants fall into the snow to cool off after the steamy encounter.

My winkie got cold when I gave Ronda the old Chinese downhill at the mountain this weekend but it was so worth it.

by 1/2mi. Hye April 21, 2011

Chinese Purple

Color used by a dumbass teenager that has no idea what a color is.

Eddie:"THAT'S CHINESE PURPLE!"

Brad:"No it's dark white retard"

Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"

by Brad5o5 January 30, 2009

chinese boobs

A Chinese girls' boobs so small you have to squint like a Chinese person just to be able to see them.

Dammn! Her Chinese boobs are so small i think i might become Chinese because i was able to see them.

by Mr. Handy Mandy October 22, 2014

Chinese Top

the sex position of which the female is spinning upside down on her head.

ahhh man, last night we had a chinese top! it was so nice!

by matt espo January 5, 2008

speaka chinese

being english with a retarded chinese accent.

Person 1 "I speaka chinese"

by teh lul master mr babe July 31, 2011