fair bump

Somewhere in between fair enough and good effort

“Hey, I finally finished that game I was playing.”

“Fair bump”

fair bump by old mate shrimpy June 27, 2021

Dicksy Stick Booty Bump 

When a female snorts a line of cocaine off of her male sex partner’s erect penis, and then he immediately bends her over to snort a line of cocaine off of her buttocks.

This week end, I performed my first dicksy stick booty bump.

Dicksy Stick Booty Bump by Air Balancing Guy November 22, 2019

dick bump 

When someone does a hit of cocaine off someones penis

Let me do some dick bumps with you boy!

dick bump by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006

stump bump 

Like a fist bump, except with amputees.

Yesterday I saw two old war veterans do a stump bump. It made my day.

stump bump by asamon December 18, 2009

Speed Bump 

When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."

The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.

Santorum optional.

"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."

"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."

Speed Bump by How Strange, Innocence November 6, 2011

trump bump 

The painful knot on your forehead that develops from repeatedly banging your head against the wall out of frustration, disbelief and/or abject horror at Trump's inability to form complete thoughts & sentences, tell the truth, treat people with respect, etc etc etc. (Basically anything he does)

"Dude, your Trump bump looks wicked"
"Yeah, I just listened to his latest thoughts on the Russian hack. I'm seeing double and have to repair the living room wall again."

trump bump by Farty McFartpants January 11, 2017

Pookie Bump 

A bump of cocaine, a cocktail, adderall/speed, or anything that will jack you up a little bit.

Wow Carol must have been feeling good last night after all those pookie bumps.

I need a pookie bump so I can get up and do something!

I had too many pookie bumps in Vegas.

I feel like such a buzz kill, I need a pookie bump!

Pookie Bump by dickbaby November 17, 2009