Dock and Block

A form of defense in the game of basketball where the defender sticks his penis in the offensive players eye and then blocks his shot.

Man my friend Ryan sure did seem to love getting the Dock and Block from that big black fat Cock

by SeizureBoyz420 February 22, 2014

Comment-blocked

To dissuade others from commenting on someone's status by posting a distracting reply.

Stacy's Facebook status: "Wow, so messy! It's like Charlie Sheen's been living here."
Emma's reply: "Charlie Sheen is an underrated actor."
Stacy's reply: "You totally just comment-blocked me"

by The Ultra Lame 14-year-olds January 5, 2011

prock block

to use another to prevent someone you don't like getting some pussy.

"that dickhead, i'm gonna get his mate to prock block him"

by kakaBOOOOOOOOOOOM May 3, 2007

Tot Block

To stop someone from stealing one of your tater tots. This usually happens when a hungry friend thinks you are distracted and reaches for a tot from your plate. Then you catch them in the act just in time.

Bob: So I told her I don't care what color -- Hey, bro! (looks down at plate and brandishes a fork threateningly) Lay off the tots! I'm going to eat those!

Tom: Dang! I just got tot blocked!

by ATL Livin' March 3, 2011

creeper's block

When you think about/see someone and you want to creep their profile (facebook ect) and by the time you get on you either forget who it was you were going to "creep" or forget their name making it impossible to find them.

Aw man what was that hot girls name again? I've got total creeper's block!

by TheWorstKindOfCreep May 14, 2011

Droid blocked

When you tell your iPhone friends that you're thinking of switching to the Droid only to have one of them run right out and do it first.

I told my bros I was going to change phones but before I could one of them nabbed the one I wanted. I was totally Droid Blocked.

by crawdaddywaits April 13, 2011

choch-block

Female equivalent of cock block. When a girl tries to prevent another girl from getting laid. Either a drunk biddie that doesn't know any better or just a trashbag that's jealous of you.

Person A - "Hey, what are you two doing out here all alone? I'm just gonna hangout with you all night!"
Next morning:
Person A - "So how did everything go with Harold last night?"
Person B - "Nothing happened because you wouldn't leave us alone"
Person A - "Oh shit, I choch-blocked you didn't I?"

by Urika.C September 19, 2011