Blade

One of the illest underground MC's born in New York, currently residing in Pennsylvania. Came up with the phrase "unfuckwitable" long before it was ever utilized in the west.

Dam, you hear that Blade spit? Dude's a beast!

by J.Pazes idol November 21, 2010

bladejob

1. blade...

ready to die.

I was born ready mothafucka!!!

2. gettin domed by tha man himself....

wesley mothafuckin snipes

3. gaggin teh bitch wit your huge painstick

Angela was talkin too much so i gave that bitch a bladejob

by Mike Forskin September 1, 2010

Balderas Syndrome

When a Mexican goes Crazy after realizing that his country is Doomed

Lady : Did you hear about the shooting at the Balderas Station?

Lady 2: Yes , that guy went crazy and ended up killing an elderly man.

Lady: why do you think he did it?

Lady 2: The time he spent in the U.S changed him, and now that he's back, he has realized that the situation here in Mexico is really bad.

Lady: that happens to a lot of people, they should come up with a name for that.

Lady 2: they came up with a name..they are calling it the Balderas Syndrome.

by Helden October 22, 2010

Baldered

To be "Baldered" or "Balderized" often referred to when being saddled with something useless and detrimental to the job at hand. It refers back to the traditional old English punishment wherein a person was forced to perfom their daily work whilst having the village idiot supported on their back. The idiot was called a "Baldery" and it would hinder and generally talk nonsense to the "Baldered" person for the entire punishment.

Oh my god this idiot is Baldering the hell out of me!

I am so Baldered.

by EvilMonkey666 November 7, 2010

Bumpy Headed Bladder Bull

The name given to a person who bumps they head on bladder (gives mad head).

That girl the bumpy headed bladder bull.

by Gangsta Ass Nigga October 9, 2008

Upside down razor blade

When a man is fucking a woman and she then takes out a razor blade and begins to shave her own and the males genitals.

Dude, last night this kinky girl wanted to do an upside down razor blade with me

by bigweiner lover October 22, 2011

blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016