Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

bun-bestfriend

A bun-bestfriend is a best friend that isn’t really that great. You can use this word to define your best friend and call him/her that.

*i don’t want to tell Tyler that he’s not a good best friend... so what should I say?*

Tyler your a bun-bestfriend.

by That lit Rojun gurl February 1, 2019

Wife Beater

The term often given to the Belgian Lager Stella Artois. This is often drank by skinny white men who wear white ribbed vest and enjoy beating their wives.

Wetherspoons bar staff: Hello sir, what can I get you?
Dave: I’ll have a pint of Wife Beater please.

by Lime March 4, 2019

Buzzer beater cum

When you pullout and cum at the last second

I was so lucky I buzzer beater cumed

by Hellllqkdhdudidhdhd March 5, 2019

european belter

An European football coupon containing 8 or more matches that wins

That looks like a European belter

by Great white pipes April 7, 2019

Guy bestfriend

He will hug you every time he sees you and he always like to text and he’s the one who text you first and you can tell him anything and when y’all text he always have an idea an what to talk about

My guy bestfriend is amazing

by Natalee27 September 12, 2019

Crumpet Baster

The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.

We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.

by Ball splat November 8, 2019