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Belt

Is one of the most gruesome forms of torture, given from Asian parents for kids who fail to achieve the minimum grade of A-
Mom: Did you get your report card?
Kid: Yes, I did *sighs*
Mom: Well, show me!
Kid: *Hands the report card*
Mom: *Looks at him/her with glaring eyes* *Coughs* *And pulls out a belt*
by Saeedi December 8, 2020
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Black belt on enlargement

It's the art of enlarging your genitals with your own will. Takes years to practise and master it.
Gf: Wow your genitals weren't so big yesterday
Me: Hehehe, I have the Black Belt on Enlargement
by BlackBeltMaster December 8, 2020
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Belt

An object used as a whip and generally can be very painful. Or if you’re weird it can be used for weird sex
Man that’s belt really hurt
by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020
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River Belt

The type of belt that Jon R would make up stories about when asked.
No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.
by Owen Crash November 16, 2021
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Belt

Belts are for holding your pants up. Not beating children.
Dad: Bobby didn't do his homework again. I think I need to get out my belt and beat him to teach him a lesson.
Mom: Come on! You know that belts aren't for beating children. They are for holding your pants up.
by nilethe146 September 28, 2021
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Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt

When you and a partner (both unvaccinated) fall ill with COVID-19, losing taste, and then proceed to ingest large quantities of laxatives and continuously eat each other’s asses.
When Davis lost his taste to COVID, he decided the Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt would fix his appetite.
by User42069314 August 14, 2021
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COVID Belt

when a martial artist levels up a belt due to paying dues during the covid shutdown.
Wow, how did he get promoted to a higher belt during the shut down? oh, that's a COVID belt promotion.
by Dengi August 21, 2021
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