When a man with with a medium to long beard blows a load in your ass and proceeds to felch (eat his cum out of your ass) and gets the residue all over his beard.
“After we leave this micro brewery I’d love to get a frothy beard”
“Chief gave me the best frothy beard last night”
“Chief gave me the best frothy beard last night”
by H4rd C4ndyy April 27, 2019
Get the Frothy Beardmug. When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man reverse cowgirl and he performs oral sex on her, and all that is visible of his face is his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butt hole.
by The Tarahdactyl May 16, 2014
Get the Bearded Strangermug. Usually occurring on males of Irish descent. It is a full facially grown beard, with hairs clipped to a length of no longer than 1/2". For a beard be considered a "leslie beard" it's color must be red/reddish/ruddy and the color of the male's head-hair must be of some other shade. The two shades/hue cannot match completely, thus creating a two-tone effect that is irresistible to the ladies.
by Leslie Beard - well, look at that! August 4, 2007
Get the leslie beardmug. The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.
It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
Get the Funeral Beardmug. by phagocitosis June 12, 2011
Get the beard bellymug. (n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.
Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.
by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012
Get the Beard Banditmug. When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag
"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"
by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009
Get the Bearded Stallonemug.