by Metalhead_S10_copenhagen May 24, 2016
Get the 318 babymug. A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.
by Lasagna Ocelot October 19, 2020
Get the nerd babymug. When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.
PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it
PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it
Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.
Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.
Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week
by Scabie Baby Hater February 1, 2020
Get the Scabie Babiesmug. by Tyler Red March 25, 2010
Get the Baby Swolemug. The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god
Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?
Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?
Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry
Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?
Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry
by Sha'Gi October 16, 2019
Get the Green Babymug. by Amy Sherita June 8, 2015
Get the baby guisadamug. when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.
"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."
"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."
"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."
"I never said it was permanent."
"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."
"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."
"I never said it was permanent."
by The Credible Hulk November 12, 2012
Get the Fix-it babymug.