Baked Ziti

When a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into. When he pulls out, his cock will be covered in blood, jizz and shit resembling baked ziti. (The blood being the sauce, the jizz being the cheese, and the shit being the burnt charr from baking.)

Hey Tony, I can't get the smell of last night's baked ziti off my small cock.

by step-sister fister November 5, 2010

Right Wing Basket Cases

Basically, all of the lunatic right wing sheep who follow the failed/corrupt Repuke-likkan party and have not one iota of critical thinking ability. Cowards

"Hey, why don't those Right Wing Basket Cases sign up to go fight that war they love so much!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

by Bill B. April 5, 2006

muffin basket

party with too many girls; as opposed to a sausagefest, which is a party with too many guys

laura: Did you go to that party?

margaret: oh yeah, but there were only girls there

laura: sounds like a total muffin basket

by karenthechthulu April 17, 2011

Girls Basketball

A girls basketball player is basically a tougher version of a men’s basketball player. In the NBA or any men’s basketball, they will get hit in the face or shoved and then just lay on the court for a while and make it seem like they are dying (they’re super dramatic). BUT if you see a female basketball player get completely shoved off the court or slapped in the face or elbowed, what do they do? they keep playing. because it is a physical sport, and to be a good basketball player, you need to have passion for the game, and with passion, you work your ass off the whole game, until the last buzzer sounds, hurt or not. because women are the toughest.

damn, did you see that girls basketball player, she’s blowing everyone off the court!

by Cookedskillet30 March 3, 2019

gay as a picnic basket

Euphemism for extremely homosexual (usually in men)

Brian is as gay as a picnic basket

by Perdita December 30, 2007

fruit basket

a roach bowl; a bowl loaded in a piece of paraphernalia made from a mixture of the ends of blunts smoked previously; named for the multiple fruit flavors tasted from the different cigarillo types.

I smoked a huge fruit basket before work and I was high for hours from all that resin!

by callamity September 9, 2010

based

to be based is to have a blood pH above the upper end of the normal range, which is 7.45. The opposite of this would be to be acidified.

Doctor: "Your blood pH is 7.41"
patient: "fuck man, i'm not based"

by Chadgtnz June 1, 2021