Baller

The look that one conveys when appearing "gangster" or more appropriately "GANG-stah". One way to look this way is by wearing pants that are considerably low, so as to show half of your ass and plaid boxers. Because the world just totally wants to see that. Don't forget the sideways hat and chains. Another way to look this way is by being a panda bear who wants to eat your bamboo. A certain person named Jonesy portrays this look nicely.

Wow Jonesy, your sure looking baller this evening with your low pants and non slutty panda appearance!

by VickyJoe February 26, 2011

Baller

The idiot assholes that think that they're good at basketball but they suck. This includes them wearing, "baller" merch. These people often use the word, "ball", as a verb. When it is clearly a noun.

Guy: *wears shirt that reads, "ball too hard"*

"Dude.."
"Whaaa?"
"I was ballin' yesterday too hard!"
"Well imma be ballin' 'til I'm 95!"
"DUde you're a baller!"

by HarryStygles March 15, 2015

Baller

Noun

not Nic Cho, but Micael Persall

Hey, you are such a baller

by Zebra Man February 5, 2008

be creepin like a baller

To be stuck in a trafic jam or block; to be aggrivated

"Yesterday I was in New York and I was Creepin Like A Baller

by Evan Baker February 19, 2005

Costa Rican Blue Baller

A lady-friend you doesn't give you the vacation you paid for.

Also, a drink. Mojito w/ 5-hour Energy.

That wanky bitch wasn't playing shit. She's a real Costa Rican Blue Baller.

Ooh, I'll have a Costa Rican Blue Baller with extra mint.

by pricybread August 18, 2010

ballertastic

The act of shampooing ones pubes.

I got my ballertastic on earlier today in the shower... TWICE!!

by Annieyo January 4, 2009

Brown Ballerina

Where your finger penetrates the toilet paper whilst wiping the rectum after a bowel movement.

I’ve just had a Brown Ballerina.

by ASW27 April 18, 2021