Bald Pigeon

While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.

"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Bald Ass Mango

A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango

OMG he's so annoying he's built like a bald ass mango

by sxesdh;jsdivjdf March 11, 2023

Balding Oogle

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls

"Bro! You need to shave your head before giving that guy a Balding Oogle!"

by Bald dood May 31, 2024

Andy Daly Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

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Andy Daly Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Bald licking

Licking the bald spot

I want to bald licking Danny bald spot he's so fuckabke

by Adk47 August 25, 2018

It balded

So much energy, it was that intense that their hair fell off.

He worked so so hard. It balded

by Thelxw April 26, 2024

ok bald

when someone with a shaved head weighs in their opinion

person with shaved head: Harry’s house isn’t even that good

Emily: ok bald

by grodybrody June 7, 2022