Jaw Bacon

When a man wants a woman to give him oral sex, he can refer to the act as Jaw Bacon

Male:You know what your mouth needs?

Female: What?
Male: Some Jaw Bacon

by Fuckin Whore! January 18, 2011

Bad Bacon

Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!

"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"

by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012

female bacon

When the exterior of a women's vagina that resembles the outer cornmeal crust on peameal bacon or back bacon which also sounds similar to female bacon

Dude I was about to eat out jessica until I realized she had female bacon and I had to make up an excuse to leave

by EnisThePenis September 27, 2017

Bacon rejects

A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.

Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?

Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

Panty bacon

When the discharge and skidmarks are there in ur pants for sooo long that they have a crusty texture and start to exude a strong sent of old bacon

Yo, i was with that bitch last night and she took off her saggy pink 1930s pants to reveal panty bacon. I ate that breakfast all night.

by Mrs.frizzells chode May 13, 2018

Tainting bacon

The act of making use of a fuckpig.

That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.

by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011

boiled bacon

Someone who is red and sweating, often a ginger

Your sweating so much you look like fucking boiled bacon

by Chap87 May 4, 2015