The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
by Helixgamingco August 19, 2021
Get the Austin Paradoxmug. When you are playing a competitive shooter (valorant) and your teammate uses his ability in front of the enemy. This is especially true when in hallways.
by Waximillian June 22, 2020
Get the Austin Momentmug. A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!
by Marlin man March 22, 2017
Get the austin piercemug. by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019
Get the Austin Riversmug. by Liliana Pizano December 7, 2016
Get the jacob austinmug. The worlds greatest couple. They’ve been through hell and back, yet at the end of the day they still got each other. They are each other’s world and nothing will change that. They are meant for each other. Austin treats her like a queen and she treats him like a king. If you ever get a Carla and Austin in life, don’t lose it or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Everyone will try to break you up but your love is no match for hoes, bitches and niggas in this world
by Iloveyouaustin November 17, 2017
Get the carla and austinmug. 1. a sexy girl that can and will steal your man
2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper
2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper
by therealgod January 4, 2020
Get the miranda austinmug.