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Alan Zetina Montes De oca

The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.
???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
by simp:D November 9, 2021
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Alan

Alan is very lovable he tends to show Alot of affection and has to many ways to say I love you with his eyes. He hugs great and when he touches you, you feel chills run down your spine. He is Trilingual and siempre anda Bélico!! Has incredible facial features. Hair is amazing just to look at if you touch it you would die from softness. If he pulls you then you are lucky because he doesn't
"He pulled four hoes last night"

"He tapped my girl"

Alan is a goddess of love.
by Nicolendkate November 22, 2021
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Alan Chalmers

The winner of the Soccer 5th's Blue Best and Fairest Award and he is 4'2 and he's Burmese.
Person 1: Wow how short is that one story building
Person 2: It must be only 20 or so Alan Chalmers's tall
by An Smarrt pearsun August 28, 2025
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Alan

Alan!!!
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Alan

Look it’s alan
by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020
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Alan and hayden

Cute boys but they are both traumatized so maybe comfort them when you see them

Defination: a type of couple who went through traumatic exprience and dies in a romantic way
they just pulled a alan and hayden on each other
by Yo why lowber September 28, 2025
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