A literal FUCK MACHINE, will fuck your whole family and you without you realizing it, you will definitely have a great time with this SEX BEAST, they're also super nice and please others in everything, so definitely go out with one.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Jonathan?"
Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
by TotalHooman May 21, 2021
Get the Jonathan mug.I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
by ssolombra January 5, 2024
Get the Jonathan, my Gold mug.He is an awesome guy that’s really really fun to talk to. A great person to have a good laugh with and very trustworthy. He knows what he wants and is a very loyal guy. An amazing biker and bullies verona for not being able to ride a bike.
by lavender is superior July 11, 2020
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Get the jonathan söderberg mug.a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023
Get the jonathan stanley mug.Jonathan would be someone at school that lost people know and some look up to. He’s can easily make friends due to him being super socail. most girls immediately fall in love with him and his big smile. a flirt for sure and makes sure every girl he sees likes him too. Teases you but not in a bad way that’s just how he is. fucking cute as hell And he knows it. Every girl wishes that they were his girl or friend. You wish you were heather
girl 1: hey who’s that new kid over there? He’s got loads of friends!
girl 2: that’s Jonathan, he’s so cute i know
girl 2: that’s Jonathan, he’s so cute i know
by grace💚 September 17, 2020
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