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single-strobe light-flick

Refers to a "consideration for sleepers" action whereby --- in order to briefly look at something from the doorway of a pitch-dark room in which you know that one or more other humans are seeking a little shut-eye --- you first open up your own eyelids extra-wide to allow yourself maximum visibility, and then perform a super-quick "on-off" action (one-half-second at the absolute maximum) with the room's light-switch, so that you are able to check on whatever you needed to know (such as that there is nothing on the floor between you and the sleeper's bed, and thus you can safely tiptoe forward in the dark and crawl in with the slumberer without tripping), but minimize the disturbance of the sleepy person(s) by not having the ceiling-lamp lit long enough for him to even be much aware of it.
Considerate dude who's staying overnight at his girlfriend's apartment: I always use the "single-strobe light-flick" prior to re-joining Tiffany in her bed after I visit the Little Boys' Room during the night, just to make sure that neither of her cats has decided to stretch itself out on the floor of the bedroom. It avoids any unexpected "yowls in the dark", plus Tiffany tells me that she seldom even notices my brief room-illuminations, so that's a good thing.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
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Single

Bitchygirl: eww look at that fat ugly potato over there

Guy: yeah, if she dosent lookse wheight soon she's always gonna stay single

bitchygirl: thats right! Now (insert boy name here) lets go make out behind the stairs 😏
by Sleepy panda123 September 24, 2018
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Single-Binary

Identifying as either male or female. Someone can be multigender and single-binary if they identify as one of the binary genders and not the other. Also called "monobinary".

Origin: From "Single" and "Double-Binary".
I may be bigender but the only binary gender I identify as is male so I am Single-Binary.
by Shugunou August 12, 2022
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annie single

annie single is indeed a 'stoopid slut'
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Single Girl Toilet

A toilet that is extremely small lengthwise. Referred to as a single girl toilet because if any normal-sized man uses it, their penis will uncomfortably touch the toilet seat/bowl.
Man #1: "My Aunt finished building her own house a few days ago, but she bought one of those tiny rounded toilets to go in the bathroom."

Man #2: "Ah, the classic Single Girl Toilet."
by jose748484 August 20, 2022
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SWM (Single White MAGA)

Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.
Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina
by BeelzeDerp May 5, 2022
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Single Back to Pat

When folks do a good job handling work for a group
Callin did a great job collaborating with accounting for Alex, Graham, Chris, Branka, and Callin. He's our single back to pat.
by Alex-the-Great-001 May 12, 2022
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