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Plastic

Dude i need a plastic

a what
a condom
nigga they made out of latex
by Blvnco May 13, 2025
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Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

Neoc4
Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
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plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
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plastic dull knife

1. referring to the actual, plastic dull knife
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick
Ex 1.
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"
by haveyouwondered August 28, 2023
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Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.
"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"
by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023
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