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YouTube Porn 

Extremely soft-core porn catered to, and watched by, 11 year old boys who are just entering into the deeper, darker side of the Internet. Easily accessible through the website YouTube (which wants to sound like a porn site anyway), and usually includes boobs or ass in the thumbnail.
Example 1:

Reminiscent Guy: When I was 11, it was Ryan Higa who got me hooked on YouTube. That, and YouTube Porn. God I used to love those Kate Upton dancing videos.

Example 2:

11 Year Old Kid: Hey bro, did you see that video of that one bikini girl putting sunscreen on that other bikini girl? So hot, right?

21 Year Old Guy: Shit dude, that's some serious YouTube Porn. Have you tried YouPorn or ExtremeTube?
11 Year Old Kid: What?

21 Year Old Guy : *smh*
YouTube Porn by Loberson July 5, 2016

YouTube Shorts

Sub bot.
But really: YouTube videos that are basically TikToks, but on YouTube, and they are guaranteed to give BIG views. Especially if there’s bobux involved.
YouTube: *gives me bobux YouTube shorts on homepage*
Me: it viral time to copy
Me a few days later: *1 billion sub*
YouTube Shorts by Bronelson January 14, 2021

youtube atheist 

Noun-

A pseudo-intellectual possessing a superinflated ego that espouses a belief or position as objectively and universally true though emphatic assertion of presuppositions, logical fallacies, infantile humor, threats, or insults; convinced that simply holding said belief or position automatically makes them intellectually, morally, or socially superior; constantly subject to self-contradiction, logical inconsistency, and willful ignorance of conflicting evidences and arguments.
At first I thought his position on abortion was interesting, but when I tried asking about specific situations where he might be wrong, he went all youtube atheist on me.

She's got a lot of passion about this, but she's such a youtube atheist she can't argue herself out of a wet paper bag.

Don't waste your time trying to convince him that all the pasta he's eating is making his diabetes worse, he's thinks it's healthy and he's being a total youtube atheist about it.
youtube atheist by Pleb Blabflap October 8, 2014

YouTube Partner

A program offered by YouTube which has many perks, such as your video being promoted by YouTube themselves, the ability to make a banner for your channel and customize it more than a non-partner's channel, and more recognition by the YouTube community as a whole. You also get paid by YouTube to sell out by advertising products in your videos.
Person A: "Dude, Smosh used to be awesome, but now they're just sellouts."

Person B: "What do you expect? They're YouTube Partners, they get paid by YouTube to advertise products in their videos."
YouTube Partner by Zapdos90210 November 29, 2010

Youtube Fight 

To get into an argument on Youtube.com either through the comments on a video or through personal messages, or through videos themselves. Since there is almost no chance of persuading the other person, the only way to win a youtube fight is to NOT be the person who stops commenting.
I won a youtube fight yesterday because this jackass stopped responding to me

Youtube Gathering 

When youtubers from around the world gather in a certain location to meet new youtubers. Usually happens on a date like 06/07/08, or 07/08/09.
Are you going to the Youtube Gathering on 789?

Yeah!