Etsy Witch

An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.

Bonnaroo was cancelled because we forgot to pay the Etsy witch 😓

by Issameee July 8, 2025

Kiss the Witch

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.

"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.

by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023

A witch and her cat

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)

smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot

by bruh ur mom December 9, 2021

Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020

Witch's titty

A cocktail of milk and cocaine.

Try this witch's titty, it's fuckin dangerous.

by Chunkley March 31, 2021

witch

Woman
In
Total
Control of
Herself

Man: let me help you-
Woman: no, I don’t need you, I’m a witch, I got this

by Jazzyfizzle May 30, 2022

Salem Witch Trail

A act of hanging your significant other and fucking them while you pretend to be possesed.

Do not try at home

"Dude, i Salem Witch Trailed that bitch so hard last night that she almost didn't make it"

by You're Magically Delicious February 19, 2018