winter legs

when one hasn't shaved their legs for at least 3 months. usually occurs in winter, that's why it's called winter legs. single people have this the most, as they are, well, single, and they have no one who will see their legs in winter.

girl 1: hey should i switch to summer legs or keep it winter?
girl 2: of course switch to summer, winter legs are fucking disgusting.
girl 1: but no one would see my legs, i'm not going outside anyway...
girl 2: shave it, ok? maybe then you'll stop whining about not having a boyfriend...

by supergorilla May 10, 2014

Ukelear Winter

n. Bleak post-apocalyptic future facing Northern Europe if madmen continue to pursue war.

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Feel that evil in the air? It is the approach of ukelear winter.

by gnostic3 February 28, 2022

winter tornado

what happens in oklahoma, texas, louisiana, arkansas, mississippi, alabama and florida.

tornadoes are more rare in winter, but they still happen, especially in the states listed above!

happy new year! except we're getting a winter tornado. only in arkansas

by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025

storing it for winter

When a girl has absolutely no gag reflex and deepthroats your cock for extended periods of time.

If she is feeling spicy, she might be able to put your scrotum in her mouth at the same time.

Guy 1: Man, I got head from my girl last night.
Guy 2: Oh shit man, how was it?
Guy 1: Let's just say, she was storing it for winter.
Guy 2: GOD DAMN!

by dr. finesse January 8, 2020

Winter warrior

A black girl that exclusively dates white guys.

Girl, be so real. You’re such a winter warrior.

by anonymous May 15, 2024

Andrew Winter

a Spring chicken, dresses for Summer, born in Fall; a man of all seasons

He's a total Johnny Depp! No way he's more of an Andrew Winter.

by ViewDuringChristmas October 2, 2018

winter scarf

If someone jerking off two dicks at the same time is "skiing," then when the owners of those two dicks suck on that someone's neck, they create that person's "winter scarf."

That fag took us skiing, so we gave him a winter scarf.

by Mikecross84 September 13, 2015