wankee

The comparative of wanker in the meaning of someone who fails really hard.

Did you see that?! That guy just walked into that glass wall!
He is such a wankee

by coenie123 September 6, 2012

Wicked Twisterr

The best editor who uses Blue CC and is considered the funniest Cuban around.

Did you see Wicked Twisterr's new edit? I heard it was full of Blue CC

by xXxSwagMasteryolokush69xXx December 13, 2013

Wanker

A Male who masturbates. Usually used as an insult, i mean its not like we all do it or anything, well besides that for some reason we get the right to make a joke out of it. in my opinion it is probably that person compensating because their ding dong is a bit shorter than a french fry.

"you fucking wanker"
"oi you wanker"
"fucking wanker"
"you are such a wanker"

by DGtheGuy (Metaphors&Sarcasm) April 19, 2017

wanker cranker

Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.

Boy she's a real wanker cranker

by fluffycock November 5, 2017

Wankersaurus

A generally dopey and annoying person.

E.g: “Ollie is such a wankersaurus”

by Skirrt69 September 29, 2018

Wanker

Someone who tries to jerk you off under the table unbeknownst to you. (Thus to criticize the analysis given by the definition of anonymous on May 31 2004, the original sense might not have referred to self pleasuring, or a useless self-pleasuring fool at all, but rather makes reference to giving a less than pleasurable wank on someone else's knob. This is lost on most average wankers on the street today, who hear the overused term at too young an age, and then never can get past the giggle factor of picturing someone diddling on their own willy once they learn that simplistic meaning, never thereafter able to fathom the sordid depth of someone edging someone else who is captive against their will. ) A cheat of sorts. An unscrupulous or uncaring person. Slimy power player. "Prick" as opposed to a "Dick."

Bob told me how lucky I was to be dating Karen; then the wanker tried to make out with her at my party!

That wanker Stew has me on edge!

by Johnny Steed December 10, 2019

wankeurysm

An extreme headache with sudden onset which occurs while wanking, but prior to orgasm. A close cousin to the coital thunderclap headache, which occurs whilst engaging in actual sex, but for the lone pleasure seeker. The headache is so sudden and severe that the recipient fears they are having a brain aneurysm and is in danger of imminent death. On admission to hospital the sufferer must decide whether or not to reveal to healthcare professionals that they were masturbating when they experienced the extreme pain, and may or may not want to divulge how much effort they put into finishing in the face of extreme pain.

I was having a cheeky wank and I ended up in hospital for a suspected brain aneurism, but it turns out it was just a wankeurysm.

I had a wankeurysm and it was so fucking painful that now I'm too scared to touch my genitals in case it happens again.

by JJ4444 October 20, 2020