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Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
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Wilson (person)

A person who is godlier than a Benji and has a 24-inch dick that created man. He is a fun loving person.
OMG his dick is almost as big as a Wilson (person).
by Willyj123456 October 22, 2018
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Wilson

Nicest/Meanest person you will ever know,might look mean all the time but the sweetest sweetest person until you make her mad dont play with her emotions
by Sheassbitch March 3, 2019
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Wilson Hsu

A typical Asian CS Specialist Fuccboi whose addicted to League of Legends. He gets tilted very easily and his role model growing up is American Dragon: Jake Long
Oh look, Wilson Hsu is playing league again at 7am in the morning
by Erebus141 March 5, 2019
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Quinten Wilson

A lightskin ugly bastard that thinks he’s good lookin but in reality he’s not he’s just a ugly lightskin he sucks at basketball and football and no one knows why he plays either one ... he is a junior in highschool and is still a Virgin he’s got no hoes and will never get laid...
by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018
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Wilson

The guy in your group of friend that always makes an excuse to not hang out
“ I called mike to meet me for a drink, but that mother fucker wilsoned it and didnt show
by Skizeast December 18, 2018
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James Wilson

Steve Goodby
Is that James Wilson?
by Vix873 June 16, 2018
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