hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

Hockey Bro

Nolan

That kid named Nolan is such a hockey bro

by SnapsSnaps February 11, 2022

18A hockey

True benders. They tell people at school they are really good at hockey but when people say can i see your game they shun them off like they didnt ask the question or make something up about why they shouldnt go watch.

Ya I play 18A hockey I'm really good but, you shouldnt come watch my game there too expensive

by imnotwhojewthink March 17, 2010

Playing Hockey

The acting of fucking someone(don’t matter who) but like I mean FUCKING them

“I heard you and Stacy playing hockey ”
“Uh fuck ya”

by dogs hit June 23, 2022

Playing Hockey

The act of fucking an individual and I mean FUCKING them

heard you and stacy playing hockey last night

by dogs hit June 23, 2022

Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

hockey ass

a term used to describe a big ole butt

gunther’s hockey ass restricts his pants option

by shania twain’s biggest fan February 8, 2021