Wax Sad

An impact of the Wax market going to a level, where you can't afford a purchase of wax
Wax are going up, so I can't afford it, therefore i'm Wax sad
by Kongen69420 August 24, 2021
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waxing the boards

verb// visiting a message board, and participating in it's undertakings.
by Jake O. August 2, 2008
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waxing the rocket

Masturbation with the intent of cumming ferociously.
My horniness astounds me, I will be waxing the rocket to relieve this pressure.
by Jacknapier75 January 6, 2016
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Wax Teasing

1.)The act of having very visible ear wax and not letting your friend, who loves picking out ear wax, anywhere near your ear. This causes said friend to thrash about and wail loudly until the visible ear wax is either picked out or hidden from sight.

2.) A YouTube video depicting a wax filled ear canal but the wax is not removed. Thereby leaving the hopeful viewers incredibly unsatisfied.
Person A: Oh my you have a lot of wax in your ear, please may I remove it for you with my lengthened fingernail?

Person B: No you may not but have a good look, ha ha!!

Person A: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh sooooo unfair, stop wax teasing me!!
by WaxAddict January 1, 2012
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carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.
"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."
by Twinkothy January 27, 2025
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Waxed

Another meaning to getting rid of something, or wiping yourself out on the beers.
I waxed so much money at the casino last night
I’m gonna get so waxed on the beers tonight
by thegucciboys April 14, 2021
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