a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.
by Rob Armer November 08, 2006
by Anonymous March 02, 2003
Where's the Skip?
I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased
I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased
by Miguele March 28, 2017
This is a phenomenom where a woman wearing a g-string farts causing the thin strip of butt floss to vibrate like a reed and resonnate a sound like a duck call.A similar effect is accomplished by holding a blade of grass between cupped hands and blowing.With a little practice,a wearer can produce sounds that mimic a crow call and a dying rabbit.By adjusting thong tension and sphincter control,notes ranging between E flat and C sharp are possible.
After consuming a big bowl of chili beans,my girlfriend serenaded me with her Wicked Weasel duck call.
by wolfbait51 March 03, 2011
it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.
As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.
by chief22 September 26, 2014
by Kate Kush June 02, 2021
I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.
'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?
Oh, nothing.
'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?
Oh, nothing.
by soggy waffle December 17, 2009