by nicholas luciano May 03, 2005
Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.
After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.
After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.
by Molsonbeaver July 31, 2019
Sexual act involving ones partner to shove a soggy eggo waffle up their partners ass, having them shit it out and eat it.
by Prollynat December 08, 2019
by PickleSlizzle August 11, 2019
When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.
by WaffleBashingFloof October 14, 2014
A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.
by emma sinclair November 04, 2016
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