Valentine's Day

when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}

Valentine's Day -

10yr boy : GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE!
18yr boy : GIVE ME THAT ASS!!

by Failrr5Lyfe March 1, 2014

valentine buddy

When two single friends don't have a valetine on Valentine's Day, but want to spend it with someone without any romantic feelings involved.

Nicole: James is my Valentine buddy this year. We're going to dinner.
Gail: I thought y'all were just friends?
Nicole: We are. Why spend the evening alone when you can spend it with a friend though?

Crystal: You want to be my Valentine buddy this year?
Brandon: What are our plans?
Crystal: watch horror movies and eat pizza.

by GlamazonPop September 17, 2016

Valentina

Valentina gehört Manuel❤

Valentina gehört Manuel

by Mr.öüä January 24, 2017

Valentine’s Day eve

Valentine’s Day eve is a day for those who don’t have a valentine and just sit up eating ice cream and watching movies by themselves.

What are you going to do on Valentine’s Day eve?

by Zombie guy May 4, 2018

Valentines day.

Valentines day can also be known as the worst day to be single. It also reminds you that you'll never find love.

single person: great it's Valentines day. I'm just going to go see a movie by myself.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.

by alice_in_wondering120 November 14, 2019

Valentine's Day

Its the day not to celebrate Valentines Day, its the day to celebrate National Condom Week.

I wore a Condom on Valentine's Day to celebrate National Condom Week

by Old Mate Aaron February 13, 2023

Sticky Valentine

When one valentines day , your girlfriend and/or significant other , if she wants to cuddle you jizz all over her.

Sarah and Bob are dating. Bob really wants to experience the art of oral sexual pleasure. Unfourtuanly, Sarah is only interested in cuddling. Bob pretends to go to the bathroom , but he is really getting warmed up. When he gets back he initiates the sticky valentine surprise!!!!!!111one!eleven

by Dr. Love and the couger February 8, 2009