Stony Brook University 

Public college on Long Island. Since it's cheap and its science and engineering departments are highly ranked, especially for a public school, something like 2/3 of the students are from LI or NYC. A lot of the rest are international so bio, calculus, etc. are like 50% Asian.

Since most people live so close to campus, most of them leave Thursday night and Friday morning and don't come back until Monday morning, leaving a lot of creepy antisocial international students and hardly anyone else. There's a few cool people who actually talk to other people, and some of them even party.

It's pretty good though for people who want to become doctors or engineers though, lots of people get offers from Microsoft, Google, and GM.

So basically, a typical engineering college.

"It took me half an hour to print my final paper out because there were like a dozen nervous Bio and Chem students printing out the whole semester's powerpoints ahead of me."

"Sounds like Stony Brook University to me."

Stony Brook University by justanotherengineer January 14, 2012

Walden University

One of those diploma mill schools that sends out junk mail to try to trick you into thinking that it is a real college.

In reality, they are a real school like a cubic zirconia is a real diamond. They are to colleges like Showgirls is to fine cinema. If they were a food product, they would be a frozen TV dinner. Attending Walden University is like telling the world that your local community college was alright, but you just didn't feel like studying that hard.

The only way that you could possibly go lower than Walden University is if you didn't go at all.

In my email today is three Viagra spams, two about refinancing my house and one Walden University spam email.

Walden University by Ricky101 May 12, 2009

University of Second Choice 

University of Southern California. Because a large amount of the student body wanted to attend other, more prestigious universities (especially UCLA) and instead had to settle for USC because of its lower academic standards.

I wanted to go to Stanford, Berkeley or UCLA, but I didn't get into any of those so I'll be attending the University of Second Choice.

University of Second Choice by a trojan is only good once December 19, 2007

Seton Hill University

A Catholic university in western Pennsylvania run by the Sisters of Charity, only a handful of sisters teach. Was an all girls school until 2004. Athletes make up a large percentage of the student body. It really is on a hill and is very Hogwarts-like. All students receive an iPad. Freshman also get a MacBook Pro. Seton Hill know for its Physician's Assistant program, sports management and rare art/music therapy majors. Students are generally laid-back. Although it is a dry campus it is very moist.

Where do you go?" "Seton Hill University?" "Seton Hall?

Seton Hill University by BugBug17 November 10, 2010

University Lake School 

University Lake School strives to be a premier college preparatory school whose students participate in a challenging program of academics, arts and athletics. With a Lower School, Middle School, Upper School, Fine Arts Building, and Brumder Gym, really give ULS’s 180-acre campus a prestigious ambience. Located in Wisconsin’s Lake Country of Hartland, gives this school class. The price tag of $15,100 for Upper School is worth every penny, the faculty with PhD’s and Master’s Degrees strive for the student’s success. The students are very wealthy and the parking lot is full of luxury cars. The students are not snobbish at all; the students have personal integrity, character, and most importantly serve the community through service opportunities.

"Student's that graduate from University Lake attend top Universities across the country!"

"You go to University Lake School, you must be rich!"

"Everyone that goes to University Lake School is so nice and respectful."

"University Lake School has the best community and campus!"

"The students at University Lake School get so many more opportunities then public school; they even get their own laptops provided by the school!"

University Lake School by Premier School January 4, 2011

lehigh university 

The #3 party school according to the Princeton Review. Lehigh also boasts the highest alcohol to student ratio of any university or college in the world.

Lehigh University is drunk.

lehigh university by thefinalword September 27, 2005

indiana university 

IU is a public school where all mediocre students in Indiana want to attend. Primarily known for its partying, IU is not a superior academia institution and isn't hard to get accepted to, or graduate from. IU is vastly inferior to the other universities in the state such as Butler, Purdue, and Notre Dame. Located in the depths of the Indiana corn fields, just past the run-down steel mill and next to the crime-ridden neighborhood of Pigeon-Hill, IU is a diamond in the rough for these uncultured mid-westerners."Btown" as the obviously witty students have deemed it, has more than enough to offer the simple lives of these students. Pizza parlors, K-Mart's and Target's (primary source for fashion), McDonalds, and of course Bars, line the single street of entertainment in Btown. This street called Kirkwood Ave is the Skid Row of IU. The bars in Bloomington are known for their very cheap, already cheap domestic beers, and the social scene that spawns loads of deep conversations about The Kardashians and last nights unprotected hook-up. Most students who move a quick 2 hours away from home, attend IU, and after graduation (if completed) move back to their hometown and move in with their parents again. IU grads prefer to stay in Indiana because their delusions of grandeur only stand true amongst other Indiana residents. So if you love to walk bare-foot, drink, rent a pontoon and swim in a lake all without spending too much time in the classroom, IU may be for you!

girl: i went to Indiana university
guy: that explains why you still live with your parents in indiana.

indiana university by intellect44 May 17, 2015