University at Buffalo

A prestigious and preppy university in Buffalo, New York. It was created in 1846 by the eventual 13th President of the United States, Millard Fillmore. The school was a private institution until 1962 when it became a public SUNY school. Today, "UB" has 3 campuses; the old South campus, the large north campus, and the modernized downtown campus. Alumni have produced 7 Nobel Prize winners, 3 Pulitzer Prize winners, 1 prime minister, 1 US president, and over 25 NFL players, just to name a few.

The school offers highly ranked degrees in business, law, architecture, medicine, pharmacy, education, and numerous arts and sciences degrees.

UB is also hard to get into...with only a 50% admit rate. It has higher admission rates than UMass, Stony Brook, Rhode Island, Vermont, Maine, and New Hampshire.

Person 1: Wow, you're smart, wealthy, and very good looking. Where did you go to college?

Person 2: UB - University at Buffalo, The State University of New York.

by shakeitnumber1 October 27, 2011

Hollins University

1)a familiar or usual setting
2)A dwelling place together with the family or social unit that occupies it
and most importantly
3)a place where one feels safe, secure, welcome and loved

Hollins University is my home.

by hollins09 June 1, 2006

University of Alabama

Home of Alabama football and of the most delusional fans in all of sports. ESPN's Pat Forde said it best, "Irrational passion and general delusion don't just drive the bus at Alabama. They drive the wheels off it like Dale Earnhardt."

The mascot for the University of Alabama is clearly an elephant, but they say roll tide.

by Paul is dead and rotten December 7, 2006

University of Nottingham

Not a University as such, merely a cesspool of arrogance and snobbery. If you are thinking of studying at the University of Nottingham, you will be sorely disappointed. Nottingham Trent has the advantage of less spoilt twats, but a great deal more thick people, who shouldn't really be doing a degree in the first place.

"You're such a retarded jock, you'd fit right in at the University of Nottingham"

by Professor Gravells March 9, 2009

Kansas University

For those who want to get a degree rather than an education.

I could've gone to Kansas University but I already when to high school.

by Damien Miranda January 9, 2008

University of Chicago

1. Ranked the 8th best overall university in the country by U.S. News and World Report.

2. The worst four years of your life.

3. The school that people in Korea know about but people in Chicago don't.

4. Not UIC (University of Illinois in Chicago)

Person 1: Where do you go to school?

Person 2: University of Chicago.

Person 1: Cool! I have a couple of friends that go there!

Person 2: No, you don't. It's U of C, not UIC.

Or,

Man 1: Is that a woman or a tree with warts?

Man 2: Impossible to tell, but she/it looks better than my
last girl friend from this school. Let's pop some more
anti-anxiety pills, smoke some weed, and drink a bit and see if she'll talk to us. Will you back me up in case I get scared?

Man 1: Please, does E=MC^2? Of course I'll back you up.

Man 2: Thanks, man. Hey, if this doesn't work out, let's go
home and study!

by UofCAlum June 16, 2010

University of Michigan

the best mother fucking school in the big 10 with an awesome football team that is the winningist in college football

u of m is the shit bitch

by Braylon Edwards April 18, 2005